What I'm Writing

1. A parody of "Summer of '69" about quarantine, currently entitled "Spring of 2020" (here's to hoping it doesn't become "Year of 2020")

2. Various short stories about the dark side of a future with driverless cars, dodgeball and animosity, etc.

3. This blog post

4. Texts to my friends that I hope are at least half as witty as I think they are

5. Book club discussion questions for The Hunger Games

6. Eventually, a bunch of nonsense that they'll find in the future and use as part of an effort to catalogue my quarantine-driven descent into insanity